Thursday, July 22, 2010

Devil Wears Prada Diary Entry!

2. Imagine you are Andy and you have just found out that you are going to Paris instead of Emily. You haven't told her yet.

Dear Diary,
OMG! OMG!What am I going to do? Emily is going to hate me and make my life hell! I just found out that Miranda wants me to come to Paris with her instead of Emily!
Emily has been waiting her whole life for this... I feel so mean, like I have betrayed her. She has been dieting for weeks, trying to fit into her dress. I don't have a choice Miranda will fire me faster than you can say Runway if I don't go, right? Miranda is a heartless monster for doing this to me and Emily! I feel awful. I have to ask myself two things: Do 'I really want this?' and 'Is it worth it?'
My answer to those to questions is yes... OK. I have to remain calm and call Emily... She will understand... Right? OMG! OMG! She wont. Im gonna ruin her life! OK, I HAVE TO STOP FREAKING OUT! CALM! CALM!
I want this, I want this, I want this, I want this, I want this, I want this.

Bye for now and wish me luck,
Andy

RING RING! DON'T PICK UP, DON'T PICK UP, DON'T PICK UP. "Hello Emily..."

1. Imagine you are Emily and you have just found out that Andy is going to Paris instead of you.

Dear Diary,
How could she do this to me?
I feel so betrayed. WEEKS! WEEKS! I tell you I have been on a freaking diet! I would not eat anything until I was about to faint and then I would eat a cube of chesse. You know that diet ended when she told me she was going to Paris. I was so upset that, that... Don't tell any one but I ATE CARBS AND CHOCOLATE! Do you see what she did to me! She made me fat! I probably put everything back on that I lost with in 5 minutes! She does not even deserve to go! She eats CARBS all the time! Its not fair! I have been here at this company longer than her and she comes in might I add not even caring about fashion and rips everything away from me that I have been working towards for years! There are two words that describes Andy and it is 'CONTROLING BITCH'!
I will never forgive her for what she has done to me and how could Miranda have done this to me? Does she not know how things run? The first assistant is suppose to go to Paris not the second! Doesn't Miranda know that? EVERYONE KNOWS THAT! EVEN ANDY KNEW THAT BUT SHE STILL DECIDED TO TAKE MY JOB AND STAB ME IN THE BACK!

Emily

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